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1/31/26
THE 2025 SHITTY SECRET SANTA EXCHANGE HAS CONCLUDED, AND I MAY ONCE AGAIN REST.
CONGRATULATIONS TO CATHERINE AND NEIL FOR BOTH WINNING BEST GIFT.
YOUR PUNISHMENT WILL ARRIVE SOME TIME WITHIN THE NEXT YEAR.
BEWARE THE POSTMAN BEARING GIFTS.
1/26/26
CHILDREN! THE GIFT EXCHANGE WILL OCCUR THIS VERY NIGHT!
PREPARE YOURSELVES ACCORDINGLY.